May 5, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged clit, cock, cunt, hard, nipples, piss, pissing, soaked, tits, wet
I’m at work today, but it’s not busy. This morning I put on a skirt, no panties because it’s perfect weather for an outdoor bathroom break! I have a large towel folded at my feet and I’m stradling it and letting little dribbles of piss out … they are soaking into the towel.
I’m playing with my tits and getting really hot and horny too. A French man came in and when he spoke I just wanted to fuck him because he was so cute. He must have noticed that my nipples were hard because he was staring at my tits while he asked me if we had a toilet he could use. I told him there was no public toilet but if he wanted I could take him around to the back and he could piss in the yard – if he let me watch. I close the shop.
The man struggles to get his cock out of his pants and I see he is not going to make it without wetting himself so I tell him that he should hold his cock and I’ll undo his zipper. His cock is out and I am wet. I lift my skirt and he points his cock and pisses on my cunt. He puts out an arm and pinches my nipple hard, I almost come.
I tell him to lie down and I straddle his face, my cunt brushing is lips which open. I piss a little and he gulps it down. His cock is hard and he tells me to piss on it, so I do but then I stand over his face again and I aim my piss at his face – oh, god I want to fuck him.
I keep some of my piss and I lower myself down onto his hard 9” cock and begin to fuck him, then I stop and piss a little while he’s still inside me and he screams as he blows huge amounts of cum into my cunt. I move up to his face and he sucks on my clit and I play with my tits, rubbing them and it is not long before I cum. He flicks his tongue over my clit and I cum again and again …..
May 4, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged piss
If you’re enjoying what I write here, would you help me out by spreading the word about my blog? I would be so grateful to you that I’d probably piss my pants!
May 4, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged clit, cock, cum, cunt, fuck, nipples, piss, pissing, tit
Well people, this morning I caughed ….. ok you say, what’s so unusual about that? Well, I had just got up and I’d put on a pair of baggy shorts and I was walking towards the bathroom when I got a tickle in my throat and I caughed! A great bubble of piss flew out of my piss hole and soaked through my shorts and was running down my leg. It was the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me, and I started to laugh and piss more. I just couldn’t hold it – I had a whole night’s worth of piss running out of me, down my legs and puddling on the floor at my feet.
My nipples started tingling and my cunt was getting warm and tingley. I started to play with my nipples and then I climbed onto the kitchen table and squatted so I could rub my clit. When I came I squirted right across the table.
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since then and right now I’m talking to my friend Allan while I type this and I’m playing with my tits and fantasizing about having Allans rather large cock inside my cunt and fucking him ………..
May 3, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged climax, clit, cock, cum, fuck, jeans, pee, piss, pissing, tits, wet
Hello everyone … it’s been a while since I was here and I’ve missed you all so much! My kids were here and so I had to really watch what I was doing. Now they’ve gone and I’m so out of practice with holding my piss that I’ve had a some accidents in the last couple of days.
The first happened when we went out for a drink last Friday night. I had a couple of beers and was holding quite nicely I thought until I got up to go talk to a friend and my bladder let go with a nice gush of pee. I clamped my legs together to stop the flow and lucky for me I was wearing dark jeans so it didn’t show but I got this lovely feeling all through me, my tits were aching to be touched and my bladder was needing to be emptied. I headed for the washroom but it was out of order because someone had plugged it up.
I went back to our booth and said I really needed to go pee and that we should leave but he just said oh, you can hold it – we’ll go in a little while. Well, a little while turned into a long while and I just sat there with my hand between my legs and trying desperately not to piss my jeans but you all know what’s coming next don’t you??
My bladder spasmed and a drop of piss escaped, then another and another and soon my hand was quite wet with pee. That was when he decided to leave – he grabbed my hand and pulled me up and as I couldn’t hold it anymore, piss was running down my jean legs and into my boots as I walked out the door and the friction against my clit was awesome.
As soon as I was outside the door I told him that I was pissing and that I was so horny with the feel of it that he pulled me into someone’s backyard and pulling my jeans down he bent me over the short fence as he pulled out his cock and pushed it into me from behind. I was still dribbling a little and rubbing my clit and my tits while he pounded me. We both exploded at the same time and that’s when the homeowner came out and asked us what the fuck we thought we were doing ……………….
April 10, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged clit, fuck, pee, picture, piss, tit
t’s been a while since I was last here …. the reason being that I’ve had to promise not to do this again because my son caught me out! Yeah, he showed up here on a Monday afternoon having flown in from the coast … he wanted to surprise me – well he did that alright!
When he walked through the door I was wearing jeans with a serious wet patch at the crotch! Of course I hadn’t been pee since the night before and I was holding myself and leaking seriously – and enjoying it very much! I’d also got my camera out and was planning to take some pics for this blog. Of course when I saw my son I forgot to hold on and pissed. It ran everywhere while my boy stood there with his mouth open.
He asked me what I was doing and I was trying to come up with something really fast so I babbled on that the water was off and I didn’t want to use the toilet so the first thing he does is go flush the toiler which worked perfectly…. Anyway, he figured out what I was doing, especially when he saw the camera and he made me promise to stop doing it – I promised but under my breath I added “for a few weeks”.
As it’s fast becoming skirt weather I thought I’d wear one today so I’m just back in from sitting on the end of my deck and pissing through the slats – oh what a delicious feeling as I squirmed my clit against the wood and got a huge orgasm. I think if I go back out a bit later I can do it all over again.
March 12, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged clit, cock, nipple, orgasm, piss, puddle, wet
Yesterday, while visiting friends I fell down their stairs – narrow, steep stairs with loose rug on them – so, one leg went forward, other leg stayed where it was and twisted up soooo – now I have a sore toe, a really fucked up knee and a tailbone that’s complaining mightily. I can’t bend my knee so getting up and down is impossible (other knee is fucked up from sports injures) without help. Miles has to get me on and off the toilet and I have to plan my visits to when he’s here ……
I lay in bed this morning until I really, really had to go and then found that I had to wake Miles and get help and by the time I got him awake I was dribbling piss onto the bed – yeah, the one that just got cleaned after the last time ….. anyway, while he was pulling me up I let some more go and by the time I was fully upright I was pissing on his feet and left a little stream of piss behind me as I walked. By the time I got to the bathroom I was all done and Miles was on his knees mopping up.
When Miles left for work he put a bucket in front of me on the couch and said that if I just scooted forward I could fill the bucket and not have to go to the bathroom. Mmmmmm ….. As the morning wore on I drank tea and coffee and water and by lunch I was (as usual) desperate and starting to leak into my sweatpants. That’s when the door opened and in walked Mike (now, Mike is the town drunk and not hard to look at) saying that he knew I was laid up and that Miles was at work and he’d come to see if he could help. Yeah, right!
I asked Mike if he could get me off the couch and into the bathroom before I pissed my pants and we almost made it before I let go and a stream of hot piss filled my sweats and puddled on the floor. Mike was horrified and almost ran out the door so I guess he won’t be around for a while again!
Me, I’m back on the couch playing with my clit and nipples and working towards a BIG orgasm.
March 1, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged bed, bladder, cock, cum, orgasm, pages, piss, sick, tits, wet, yellow
Sorry everyone, I’ve been sick. I was burning up with fever and I pissed the bed. Do you know how bad that made me feel? I pissed the bed, something I’ve been wanting to do forever and I didn’t know about it.
Miles told me that I was burning hot so he had the covers off me and was sponging me down with a cold water. He said suddenly I moaned, grabbed my piss hole and gushed and then I rubbed my clit and had an orgasm. He said it was so hot to watch that he took his cock out and whacked it until he came on my tits – and I missed it all. I am so pissed off.
Anyway, feeling a bit better today and with all the fluids I’m having to drink to re-hydrate myself I’m needing to go constantly, like right now
February 26, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged cock, cum, desperate, library, man, old, piss, pissing, research
Well, I went to the library in my usual, enjoyable state of piss readiness! Actually, by the time I got there I was hurting because there was a traffic hold-up on my route and I’d had to sit in the car for an extra 20 minutes.
As I browsed the books my bladder would spasm a little, but so far I was dry, that is until I crouched down to look at the bottom shelf, pressing on my bladder as I went down and leaking enough piss to make a small yellow puddle. I was having trouble controlling myself and the puddle was getting bigger! I stood up with difficulty and turning around I bumped right into an old man, white hair, wrinkles and a big wet spot on the front of his pants that was getting bigger. Oh good, I thought, I can blame him for anything I do.
Suddenly, the old guy grabbed his crotch and turned and almost ran downstairs to where the bathroom was, me following behind him. I knew he wasn’t going to make it because I didn’t think I was. By the time he reached the bathroom door (which needed a key from upstairs) he was pissing freely and with tears in his eyes. I said it was okay, I would help him and I put my hands into his piss flow and unzipped him. I fished for his cock and pulling it out aimed it at the metal waste paper basket beside the door where it made a lovely sound as it hit the bottom.
When he was done I moved the basket out from the wall and stood over it, letting a little of my piss out on top of his, then I crouched down and took his cock in my mouth, sucking the last dregs of his piss out and swallowing them. He gasped and his cock grew harder and then he was shooting cum down my throat. I heard someone coming down the stairs so I spat out the cum, wiped my mouth and went back upstairs leaving the old guy standing there with his cock hanging out. And I still needed to piss really badly!
I’ll continue this on the weekend.
February 26, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged cock, holding, piss, pissing
I would love to hear from my readers. You can email me at carniemiller@yahoo.com if you don’t want to post here.
On a different forum I have been discussing pissing in front of family members. Do any of you do that? I piss in front of my partner and he has no problem pissing in front of me and yesterday he let me hold his cock while he went. Crossing my fingers that he’ll go further soon.
February 26, 2010 · Filed under Uncategorized · Tagged girl, piss, standing

One of my readers sent me this pic to share with you after reading my Pissing standing up post. I don’t know if it’s original but if so I will take it down.