Today I made yellow snow! My brother-in-law is always saying how ugly yellow snow is, well I happen to think it’s rather beautiful – there’s this sea of white and then a big yellow sun right in the middle.
I drank a couple of beers with lunch and soon had a nice full bladder and an urge to make that yellow sun. I thought beer would make my piss yellower so I put a couple of cans into my coat pocket, pulled on my rubber boots and headed out to the side yard where the snow is smooth and I can watch the traffic go by and I’m dribbling piss down my leg and into my boot as I walk so I keep stopping to get myself under control.
I finally get there and I see the older man who lives next door out shovelling his pathway and he’s taking his time about it, stopping for a smoke and sucking on a beer. Shit, what should I do now? My bladder spasms and more piss runs down my leg. The guy, Jack. doesn’t seem to notice but all of a sudden he starts talking to me about the football game last night and I figure he’s trying to keep me out there – well, I’m on for that!
I open my beer and lean on the fence, opening my legs a bit so that I don’t get piss down my boot and with the pressure off, a bit bubble of piss pops out onto the ground. Jack leans over and looks at the wet spot which was slowly freezing over and said, “always wondered if piss froze”. I said “yeah, I need to piss but I need a smoke more so I thought I could do both out her”. Jack chuckled and said he needed to go too, and he unzipped his pants and hauled out a decent sized cock and aiming it through the slats in the fence he added some of his piss to mine. He said he loved to play with piss and if I wanted to go to his house we could play together.
We went to Jack’s kitchen and I took off my coat and boots, emptying about a cup of piss out of my boots into a glass and offered it to Jack. He drank some of it and poured the rest over his cock when he then aimed at me and just let go, pissing all over me. I said I was going to piss too and he told me I couldn’t, not until he told me. I was in agony, holding myself with both hands and begging to be allowed to piss. Jack said no. He pushed his cock into my mouth and squirted piss down my throat and then he was fucking my face and I was gagging because he was so long. Jack took pity on me finally and bending me over the kitchen table he took me from behind, rubbing my clit with his fingers and I just couldn’t hold on any longer, my piss was pouring out of me onto the floor and I had a huge orgasm at the same time as Jack came inside me.
A quick shower and I was on my way home having promised Jack that we would definitely be playing again!
Yellow sun
Pissing on the plane
I’ve been away from here for such a long time and that’s because my stupid sister caught me again and told me that if I didn’t quit she’d tell some people that I’d rather not know about my little passion. But, I will be extra careful here and hopefully I can keep writing J I have so much to tell you …. Like the last time I went on a plane. Have you been in those little cubicles they call a pisser? Geez if you’re bigger than a size 2 you have to back in, anyway, I hate them and won’t use them so I always wear a flared skirt on a place, that way I can push it around me when I sit down and if I don’t wear any panties I can usually wriggle myself into an orgasm or two before we land!!
Well, the last time I ended up at a window seat with a really big, and I mean big, man in the aisle seat and a really skinny guy next to me. Great I thought, no chance for fun this trip but boy was I wrong. It started when the ladies brought coffee which I knew was going to put my bladder close to overflowing and I was looking forward to leaking into the seat. Both my seat companions grabbed coffee and drank it really quickly, asking for a refill which they both downed fast. The skinny guy next to me squirmed a little and I wondered if he needed to “go”. I need to pee he said but the bathroom never seems to be empty. He grabbed his crotch and held on.
The guy in the aisle seat turned in his seat, blocking out the rest of the plane with his huge belly but he too put his hand down to his crotch and smiled at me as a little wet spot appeared on his pants. I was so surprised that I let a huge gush of piss into the seat and my nipples hardened … mmmmyummm.
The skinny guy whose name turned out to be Tye groaned as he held his cock and then he pulled a plastic bag that had a towel inside it out of his pocket and pulling his cock out of his jeans he let a stream of piss go. When he was done he just pushed the bag into the back of the seat in front. The big guy, John, had been watching and now he smiled again and let more piss into his pants, sighing with pleasure as he reached out and grabbed Tye’s cock, massaging it in his huge hand until Tye shot his load over the back of the seat. By this time I’m so hot and wet that I just want to finger myself but Tye had that in hand, literally! He pushed his hand up my skirt and pressed on my bladder, forcing piss through his fingers and into the plush seat and then he was pushing two fingers up my cunt as his thumb massaged my clit. It didn’t take long for me to orgasm, losing the rest of my piss at the same time.
I looked at John to see his reaction and there he was, cock in hand pissing into the front pocket of the seat in front of him. When he was done he just gave a couple of rubs and shot cum onto his belly, grunting with pleasure.
The plane landed about 20 minutes later and my friends and I parted company without ever having said a word to each other.
Twins pt II
Stella woke up just as Alex’s cum covered her tits and splashed onto her face but she was still so drunk that she didn’t know who had done it. She reached and grabbed for Alex’s cock but he moved and said “go back to sleep Mom”, we’ll wake you for supper. Stella took a huge gulp of vodka and fell back, passing out again.
Andy, who had been massaging his prick pushed his cock at his twin, who began to rub it as his brother moaned and shot his cum towards his mother’s crotch where it nestled onto her crack and both Andy and Alex moved to clean it up but Stella grabbed their hands and pushed them into her cunt, writhing and moaning and pushing against them. The boys took their hands away and standing up Alex said “I think I need a piss” and aiming his cock he let go with a stream of hot piss that landed on his mom’s clit and made her rub push herself up as she tried to catch all of it on her clit. Andy grinned and added his piss to his brothers as Stella had a hug orgasm.
Ralph had been watching as the twins and their mother played and he said it was a good thing that she likely wouldn’t remember any of it so they could do it all again as long as they kept her in Vodka!
Yeah, said Alex, maybe next time we can really fuck her.
Twins
This is fiction – let me know if you like it?
Alex and Andy were identical 18 year old twins who lived with their alcoholic mother, Stella, in the Ontario bush. They were “home schooled” which meant that they were left pretty much to themselves as their mother drank herself into oblivion every day.
Stella spent her days sunbathing in the backyard wearing a skimpy string bikini which didn’t cover much of her body, her huge tits with their big red nipples were always visible through the thin material of her bikini bra. The twins wore bathing shorts because nothing else fit them. Stella would look at them each morning and say “well, we gotta go get you some clothes this week” but, of course, they never went shopping.
The twins had very little contact with the outside world, their only visitor being Ralph, an elderly neighbour who would show up weekly with groceries which he’d put away in the cupboards and then go out to “talk” to Stella. Talking to Stella meant fondling her tits and cunt while he masturbated until he was hard, and then fucking her. One time Ralph couldn’t get his cock hard so he got mad and pissed long streams of yellow over her body. Stella started to moan and rub her tits and clit and Ralph realised that she liked being pissed on which excited him so much that he shot his wad into his hand.
The twins, who were hiding behind the big tree saw what Ralph was doing to their mother and they ran out shouting at him to stop. Ralph just grinned at them and said that it looked like Stella liked being pissed on and maybe they should do it too since he’d dried up and she was still horny.
The boys looked at their mother and decided they should wash off the piss so Andy went to the house and came back with a bucket of hot water and a cloth and the boys began to wash her, rubbing the soapy cloth over her body. Stella began to moan and push her bikini top down as the boys washed her tits and as they moved down her body her hands rubbed her clit, and she moaned and panted until she arched her back and screamed as a huge orgasm shuddered through her body.
Alex and Andy were sporting huge erections by this time and began to stroke each other’s cocks. Andy whispered to Alex that maybe they could play with Mom’s tits while they did it, but Alex gasped and grabbed his own cock and pumping furiously he shot cum onto his mom’s tits just as she opened her eyes….
to be continued …………..
Watering the neighbour’s flowers
I hate my neighbour, she’s a bitch who’s always sniping at me for something or other. She loves her garden though and lately I’ve been helping her water it …….
Every night I fill up on water, put on a pair of baggy shorts and go water her flowers! I pull the leg of my shorts to one side and just let it rip.
The guy the other side has seen me do this a couple of times so I think that one night he’s going to come help me.
Dirty Old Man
The other day I was enjoying a 4th cup of green tea and contemplating where I was going to let it out when I thought of the dumpster behind The Angry Cock pub. There’s an old man who’s taken up residence there …. He looks to be in his late 60’s and he’s very dirty and usually out cold and I thought that maybe I could give him a wash!
I drank 2 glasses of water and went to get dressed. I chose a short swishy skirt in a dark blue, (no panties underneath) a white tank top with no bra and my platform sandals, the ones with the flower on the front. I put on some bling and with a really full bladder I set off to walk the 4 blocks to the pub where I thought I’d get a beer before going out back.
It was a hot day and when I got to the pub I downed 2 beers before I realised that I was dribbling a little pee onto the bar stool. I was about to get up and go look for my homeless man when a really cute guy sat down next to me, he was absolutely shit-faced but he had a nice dark spot on the front of his jeans and his hand was pinching the end of his cock – like he could hold it in that way!
I ordered coffees for us both but before he could drink his, my cowboy slurred that he needed to take a piss (oh boy, did he ever!!) and he started fishing for his cock – he was going to piss right at the bar! I grabbed his hand and dragged him out back where my homeless guy was passed out right where I thought he’d be but his cock was hanging out of his dirty pants. I gasped and grabbed cowboy’s pissing cock in my hand and aimed it at homeless, right at his soft cock and it was wonderful to watch that cock get hard as the piss hit it. Homeless woke up and cowboy sobered up and I got an orgasm without touching myself. Homeless started stroking his incredibly huge cock and I stroked cowboy’s cock and finger fucked myself to another orgasm.
I left them both there and went in search of a “toilet”…..
Dirty Old Man
The other day I was enjoying a 4th cup of green tea and contemplating where I was going to let it out when I thought of the dumpster behind The Angry Cock pub. There’s an old man who’s taken up residence there …. He looks to be in his late 60’s and he’s very dirty and usually out cold and I thought that maybe I could give him a wash!
I drank 2 glasses of water and went to get dressed. I chose a short swishy skirt in a dark blue, (no panties underneath) a white tank top with no bra and my platform sandals, the ones with the flower on the front. I put on some bling and with a really full bladder I set off to walk the 4 blocks to the pub where I thought I’d get a beer before going out back.
It was a hot day and when I got to the pub I downed 2 beers before I realised that I was dribbling a little pee onto the bar stool. I was about to get up and go look for my homeless man when a really cute guy sat down next to me, he was absolutely shit-faced but he had a nice dark spot on the front of his jeans and his hand was pinching the end of his cock – like he could hold it in that way!
I ordered coffees for us both but before he could drink his, my cowboy slurred that he needed to take a piss (oh boy, did he ever!!) and he started fishing for his cock – he was going to piss right at the bar! I grabbed his hand and dragged him out back where my homeless guy was passed out right where I thought he’d be but his cock was hanging out of his dirty pants. I gasped and grabbed cowboy’s pissing cock in my hand and aimed it at homeless, right at his soft cock and it was wonderful to watch that cock get hard as the piss hit it. Homeless woke up and cowboy sobered up and I got an orgasm without touching myself. Homeless started stroking his incredibly huge cock and I stroked cowboy’s cock and finger fucked myself to another orgasm.
I left them both there and went in search of a “toilet”…..
Dirty Old Man
The other day I was enjoying a 4th cup of green tea and contemplating where I was going to let it out when I thought of the dumpster behind The Angry Cock pub. There’s an old man who’s taken up residence there …. He looks to be in his late 60’s and he’s very dirty and usually out cold and I thought that maybe I could give him a wash!
I drank 2 glasses of water and went to get dressed. I chose a short swishy skirt in a dark blue, (no panties underneath) a white tank top with no bra and my platform sandals, the ones with the flower on the front. I put on some bling and with a really full bladder I set off to walk the 4 blocks to the pub where I thought I’d get a beer before going out back.
It was a hot day and when I got to the pub I downed 2 beers before I realised that I was dribbling a little pee onto the bar stool. I was about to get up and go look for my homeless man when a really cute guy sat down next to me, he was absolutely shit-faced but he had a nice dark spot on the front of his jeans and his hand was pinching the end of his cock – like he could hold it in that way!
I ordered coffees for us both but before he could drink his, my cowboy slurred that he needed to take a piss (oh boy, did he ever!!) and he started fishing for his cock – he was going to piss right at the bar! I grabbed his hand and dragged him out back where my homeless guy was passed out right where I thought he’d be but his cock was hanging out of his dirty pants. I gasped and grabbed cowboy’s pissing cock in my hand and aimed it at homeless, right at his soft cock and it was wonderful to watch that cock get hard as the piss hit it. Homeless woke up and cowboy sobered up and I got an orgasm without touching myself. Homeless started stroking his incredibly huge cock and I stroked cowboy’s cock and finger fucked myself to another orgasm.
I left them both there and went in search of a “toilet”…..
Japanese Idols
It seems that one of the top searches for my page is ‘Japanese Idols” … that the fuck does that have to do with piss play?
Maybe I should just put in some different words – might get new readers, who knows??
Giselle
I got caught out today by a customer!! I was standing at the counter where the computer is and I’d been surfing the porn sites. I’d found a nice video of a tranny dressed in black lace stockings rubbing her cock and cumming. When the customer came in I just put the screen to sleep and carried on serving him, then I saw him looking at the computer screen – I turned to it and there was the video running on the full screen …. Oops!
I started to dig a hole by stammering that I didn’t know how that got there etc. etc. and he said well, he knew how it got there and that was because I clicked on it which was something he said he found very interesting. He then unzips his jacket and shows me a lovely set of tits, at least a C cup nestled into a crimson bra. He said the panties matched and if I’d like to see them???? Would I!!
I closed the shop (well, it was lunchtime) and we went into the back room. Giselle took off her jeans and there was a beautiful small cock inside a very pretty crimson lace pantie. I leaned forward and kissed her, undoing her bra and freeing those wonderful tits so that I could suck on them. Slowly I moved down until her cock was in my mouth and I was sucking and licking it into life. Giselle was moaning as I kneaded her balls and as I pushed a finger up her ass she exploded hot cum into my mouth and I swallowed it all.
When Giselle was done I started to finger fuck myself and Giselle leaned in to suck my tits and began to rub her soft cock on my clit my orgasm was long and hard and the piss that came immediately after ran down my legs into my shoes and across the floor, pooling in the corner.
It was really hard to concentrate on work that afternoon because Giselle has said that she’ll be back through my town in about 2 months….
